Small Soldiers Game Boy Review: A Nostalgic but Flawed Experience

The Small Soldiers Game Boy review is a look back at the handheld version of the 1998 platformer based on the film of the same name. While it has its nostalgic charm, the game's numerous flaws hold it back from being a truly enjoyable experience.

Firstly, the load times are a major issue in this game. As someone who had more patience for Tiny Tank's load times, I found myself getting frustrated with how long it took to start playing Small Soldiers. The slow loading speeds make it feel like you're stuck in limbo, waiting for something – anything – to happen.

On the other hand, the multiplayer aspect of the game is surprisingly fun. Playing as Chip Hazard and taking on opponents is a blast, even if it's not without its issues. The simple yet abstract gameplay can be enjoyable in short bursts, but it's clear that the game's designers didn't quite know what to do with the concept.

The game's single-player mode is where things get a bit average. As Archer, you're tasked with saving the Gorgons from the clutches of Chip Hazard and his Commando minions. The story is straightforward enough, but the execution feels lackluster. It's clear that the developers were more interested in using the toy characters as inspiration rather than faithfully adapting the film.

According to MobyGames, 'Instead of dealing with the toy Commandos and Gorgonites from the movie, the game uses the characters in an imaginary environment as described on the back of the toy figures' packaging.' This creative liberty results in a story that feels disconnected from the original film's narrative.

In conclusion, Small Soldiers for the Game Boy is a nostalgic trip that's only worth taking if you're looking to relive memories of childhood. The multiplayer mode offers some fleeting fun, but the single-player experience and load times hold it back from being a truly enjoyable game. If you're a fan of the film or just looking for a lighthearted platformer, you might find some enjoyment here – but don't expect too much in terms of depth or challenge.

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